The Patriotic Chicken
by Krista Creel
Riding in my Sunday dress in the passenger side of a well-equipped Cadillac DeVille down an old gravel road, I was feeling the kind of sublimity that not even my small town, southern preacher could’ve gleaned from me that day.
Why? Because I had a rooster on my lap. And the rooster was remarkably calm as well.
He wasn’t a handsome chicken. His feet were scaly and his feathers were scraggly and his cock-a-doodle-doer was busted. But he was a gift — one that validated a lifestyle choice I had spent years in the suburbs and the cities pining over, that of country girl.
So when my neighbor gave me his last surviving white silkie rooster after raccoons ate his peacocks, life was good … for me, if not for the peacocks.
I had lived in the small farm town in west Tennessee just over a year before meeting my elusive neighbor, Mr. Cole. I had heard he was a veteran of three wars, so I expected a hard-core, Hollywood-style roughneck, not a soft-spoken man, slightly bent and scrappy, raising peacocks, chickens, kittens, and Muscadines — all things sweet, soft, and sugary.
My own grandfather’s last name was Cole, and I adored him, so much so that I named my son after him. Clearly, it was divine intervention that I moved next door to this exceptional man and his livestock. And I felt an overwhelming need to tell his story. It was as if God was whispering in my ear to know, know, know him. Or maybe I was channeling Dolly Parton.
But how could I convince Mr. Cole to allow a total stranger to tell his life story? But was I a total stranger? We were neighbors, after all, and he did give me his rooster.
But I was still a bit shell-shocked from my previous relationship with a man from the Greatest Generation.
“The world is made up of protons, neutrons, fig newtons, and morons,” this man used to say. And he would indicate, with a nod of his head, which category he believed I fit into. I’ll give you a hint. It wasn’t the fig newtons.
So out of fear of rejection, I stuck a note in Mr. Cole’s mailbox with a few pleasantries and one question: “I’m a writer looking for a story to tell. Could I tell yours?”
The very next day he came over, bringing with him thirty-two Xeroxed pages of memoirs written on an old typewriter.
Validated again! First the chicken, now the memoirs. I only hoped I could do him justice by both.
The day after that there was a knock on my door. It was Mr. Cole, and he gave me a brown paper bag filled with squash from his garden. We talked casually about the squash, he inquired about the chicken (temporarily housed in my garage), and then he left.
A couple of days passed and he came by again.
“You like squash?”
“Yeah, but I still haven’t eaten what you gave me already, so please don’t bring me anymore yet.”
The next day a brown paper bag turned up on my doorstep. On it was written, “Hope you like squash!”
Soon following, he brought over thirty-two Xeroxed pages of memoirs written on an old typewriter. He had no recollection of already having done so.
So I changed the subject and asked him if I should put the chicken in my coop with my four other chickens (one rooster and three hens). This time, the whispering in my ear was more akin to a loud yelping of “Don’t do it!”
It came from neither God nor Dolly. It came from my conscience.
But Mr. Cole answered, “He’s lonely. I think he’ll do fine in there.”
So I put the rooster in the coop and took my kids over to Mr. Cole’s to pick raspberries and listen to his WWII stories.
He talked of his Irish friend dying on a land mine and the German prisoners he sent to retrieve his body who met the same fate. He spoke of digging a foxhole in the frozen ground under a foot of snow and sharing it begrudgingly with a chain smoker. And he recounted the memory of a German maiden he tried to woo, who didn’t share the same sentiment, and instead made a go for his gun.
My children interrupted with pleas for a kitten, being that Mr. Cole happened to have a litter of the downy white, blue-eyed rascals. My daughter insisted our house would be ideal for the one she held in her hand. I told her it absolutely would not.
That day, the kitten came home with us.
Soon after, I realized it was deaf.
No big deal, I thought. I once had two eyeless guinea pigs and a motherless squirrel. But if I kept seeking validation through Mr. Cole’s gifts, I would have to open a petting zoo. Besides, my bigger concern was the rooster, and rightfully so.
Within two hours of raspberry picking, my big rooster had bitten off two-and-a-half of the little rooster’s toes, leaving two red stubs and one dangler.
I was horrified!
Like a highly trained Red Cross chicken nurse, I removed him from harm’s way, constructed a small coop, and sped to the farm supply for medicine.
“I have fifty chickens,” the girl there said, handing me a bottle of blue antiseptic. “You’ll love this stuff. You can see where you put it ‘cause it’s blue.”
Out of my wits, I was easily convinced I would love it, “’cause it’s blue.” The chicken, on the other hand, wasn’t. As I was applying the antiseptic, the panicked chicken kicked over the bottle, and splattered the liquid all over the lower half of his body (and mine).
Horrified again! Not only was the poor chicken injured, he was now also blue.
Mr. Cole had trusted me. What would he say when he found out? Would he quit sharing his stories? Would he stop bringing me squash? Would he take back his kitten?
Even worse, maybe I just wasn’t cut out for the country girl way of life. We had, after all, accidentally burned my other neighbor’s pasture and secured a solid, “Stay off my property or else,” from the neighbor across the street.
We were practically lepers.
So my mind reverted back to every scheme I had ever used as a teenager to conceal the truth from my parents.
Burning beer cans. Blaming a friend. Hiding in a closet.
No, nothing had prepared me for this. I would have to face the consequences.
So the next time Mr. Cole stopped by, I showed him what I had done.
“You built that?” he said, referring to my hastily crafted coop, hardly noticing the chicken inside.
“Uh huh,” I answered and provided a rambling explanation on the methods I used to construct the crooked door and attach the tin roof and frame the front porch.
“Nice work,” he said nonchalantly.
And then I cracked.
“But-I-turned-your-chicken-blue-and-he’s-missing-some-toes!” I blurted, breaking out into hives.
Mr. Cole leaned over, looked at him thoughtfully for the first time, and smiled up at me.
“Oh, he’ll be fine. Just get him some hens.”
And that was that. And to this day, that chicken is still fine.
We now call him Patriot, because he was at some point during his stay with us every bit of red, white, and blue, and because he was given to us by a true patriot, Mr. Cole.
He came over yesterday, riding his big red tractor with his 6-foot bush hog during the middle of a heat advisory. He said he wants to share his daffodil bulbs, but we can’t dig them up until fall. I hope he remembers, but if not I’ll remind him. And while we dig I just might share a story of my own — the story of how one old man’s decision to get rid of a lonely rooster justified a young girl’s entire sense of being.
I’m sure he’ll just shake his head and quietly laugh. It does seem ridiculous to find validation in yellow squash, a deaf kitten, and a patriotic chicken, but hey, I’ll take it where I can get it.
Krista Creel received her undergraduate degree in creative writing from the University of Memphis and her graduate degree in journalism. She recently left a well-paying job to pursue writing and recounting the Southern experience as a country-girl-wannabe living in western Tennessee.
Barbara Donnelly Lane / July 4, 2012
I wanted to take a moment to say I enjoyed reading your piece, Krista. I also have a thing for old men neighbors, too. It’s funny how some of us seek out these guys in our lives… how they just magically appear to enrich our moments like those grandfathers we will always miss. Anyway, your voice shows a sense of humor that surely is shared with those other country folk… that must eventually ingratiate you to them… even if you burn their fields and paint their livestock. Not every city slicker can channel Dolly Parton!
Chris / August 15, 2012
I’m looking at raising peacocks soon, so any advice like this is great for me
dave Marshall / November 24, 2012
WHY would any sane human want to ‘raise ‘ peafowl ????????????????????
O.K. the eggs are good tucker, a doller or ten can be found from tail feathers, ( if you have thousands ) and they will eat all your bugs. And your slippers, and your soap, and anything you leave out that you don’t want eaten!
I recently fled from a situation where I was ‘caretaking ‘ a 5 acre block with 100 mangos and the same no of pea birds
Where4e there is nothing to eat, they will find enough to make enormouse turds, often and every where.
breeding time there is muich copetition between males; a noise, a male must make louder, so the next then other males must make louder and on it goes!
An owl flys thru then p-birds tree in the middle of the night; if one male bird awakes, he must scream so all the others must scream louder, and on it goes…………..
If you put them in a cage with a roof, they will fly out and break their necks, no roof and they will harras your neighbours till they shoot them
We all need to do our own thing so best of luck bbut if it’s peafowl you want you are better advised to hang around somewhere where they already live and just pluck what you want.
The peaceful alternative!