Slow as Molasses
The winning saying in our t-shirt contest with SweeTea – “Slow as Molasses” – is now available on a shirt! Congrats, and thanks, to our winner Heather Minton Fuller of Louisiana for submitting the hugely popular saying (it got votes from as far as California, Nebraska and Illinois). She received the first tee hot off the press recently and sports it here. As for the rest of y’all, you can order it from SweeTea for about $20. The shirt isn’t up on the website yet, but give those nice ladies in North Carolina a holler by e-mail or phone if you want one. Ya know yawnto!